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rondetto On about 5 hours ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Jul 10, 2015 @ 17:48:06
During a package holiday flight a Pilot was seated next to a young mother with a babe in arms. When the baby began crying during the descent for landing, the mother began nursing the infant as discreetly as possible. The pilot pretended not to notice and, upon disembarking, he gallantly offered his assistance to help with the various baby-related items. When the young mother expressed her gratitude, the pilot responded, "Gosh, that's a good looking baby..and he was very hungry!" Somewhat embarrassed, the mother explained that her doctor said that the time spent on the breast would help alleviate the pressure in the baby's ears.
The Pilot sadly shook his head, and in true pilot fashion exclaimed, "And to think all these years, I've been chewing gum."
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