The Wit Of Menzies

Robert Menzies was Australia's longest serving Prime Minister...

A noisy meeting of coalminers in Wonthaggi hall was settling down, when someone from the front row yelled out:

"Tell us all you know, Bob - it won't take long!"

The meeting erupted.

Menzies looked at the main and said:

"I will tell you everything we both know - it won't take any longer."