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rondetto On about 21 hours ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Jan 22, 2015 @ 10:10:00
Bill had been quite the ladies man all his life, but now that he was getting on in age, his doctor was getting concerned about him.

"Bill," advised the doctor, "I can add 15 more years to your life if you will just quit your old routine of wine, women, and song."

Bill thought for a few minutes, then said, "Tell you what doc, I'll settle for five more years and just give up singing."
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