Drunk

A drunk staggers into a bar, bumping into customers and spilling drinks as he makes his way to the bar. The bartender sees what is going on and is annoyed at the drunk when he finally makes it to the bar. "Get out of here!" says the bartender.

"I gotta go to the toilet," slurs the drunk.

"I said get the hell outta here or I'll throw you out!!" yells the bartender.

"I gotta go to the toilet," says the drunk and starts to drop his pants.

"Hold on, hold on" says the bartender "all right, you can go to the toilet, but afterwards you get the hell out of my bar!"

The drunk agrees and stumbles off to the toilet. After about 5 minutes, everyone hears this loud scream. Dead silence in the bar. Another loud scream-from the toilet. The bartender and a few customers run to the man's aid. There's the drunk sitting down.

"What the hell is going on?" asks the bartender.

"I went, and every time I try to flush the toilet, it hurts!" says the drunk.

"Why, you stupid beggar!" said the bartender. "You're sitting on my mop bucket!!"