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rondetto On about 2 hours ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Dec 16, 2014 @ 16:27:45
A man was leaving the local pub at closing time, just after the bartender said "last call for alcohol". The man noticed a lady that had staggered out the door and fallen on her face in the snow. Being a nice guy, he proceeded to help her up. He told her,"It looks like you have had too much to drink tonight. Let me help walk you home for safety and warmth."

She replied, "Sure, whatever you want."

On the way home, the lady kept saying, "You're passionate, you're passionate," with slurred speech, over and over again to the nice man.

The man said, "Thank you very much; those are nice words, but I don't like to take advantage of drunk women."

The lady said, "No! Are you stupid or something? I've been trying to tell you that you're passionate, but you just keep dragging me along. I said you're passionate - you passed my house four streets ago and I need the toilet!"
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