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rondetto On about 3 hours ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Nov 24, 2014 @ 12:22:28
Thoughts of the day:

* Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!

* Regular naps prevent old age... especially if you take them while driving.

* I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash.

* A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms.

* Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

* Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.

* My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.

* Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

* Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.
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