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HiImDan On February 29, 2024




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#1New Post! Nov 21, 2014 @ 02:57:50
• Teacher: Sally, go to the map and find North America.
Sally: Here it is.
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
Class: Sally.


• Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
John: You told me to do it without using tables.

• Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell “crocodile?”
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L’
Teacher: No, that’s wrong
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

• Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
Teacher: What are you talking about?
Donald: Yesterday you said it’s H to O.

• Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have 10 years ago.
Winnie: Me!

• Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
Glen: Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are.

• Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ‘I.’
Millie: I is…
Teacher: No, Millie…. Always say, I am.
Millie: All right… I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.

• Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.

• Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
Simon: No sir, I don’t have to, my Mom is a good cook.

• Teacher: Clyde, your composition on ‘My Dog’ is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his?
Clyde: No, it’s the same dog.

• Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Harold: A teacher.
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