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rondetto On about 19 hours ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Jul 27, 2014 @ 17:15:53
An old woman goes to a medium to contact her dead husband. she sits down across from the medium with other people around the table.The medium needs to have a seance to contact her husband !
Then the medium went into a trance and she speaks, " Bernard, are you out there ? "
Then the wife said , " It's me, selma ! "'
The medium said, " I miss you, how are you ?"
Selma said, " I miss you everyday, but I get by , so Bernard, what are you doing up now ?"
Then the medium said, " Would you believe in heaven, I am a waiter? "
Selma said, " Bernard , that wonderful news ! Bernard, i have problems hearing you, can you get a little closer ?"
Then the medium said, " Selma, i wish i could get closer, but I'm not serving your table section ! "
Cpat92 On May 16, 2021
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#2New Post! Jul 27, 2014 @ 22:26:19
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