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matchstickman On March 04, 2020




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#1New Post! Apr 21, 2014 @ 18:58:58
My wife and I went to the County Show and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls.
We went up to the first pen where there was a sign attached that said .......
' THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR '
My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs, smiled and said "'He mated 50 times last year, that's almost once a week."
We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said...
''THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR'
My wife gave me a healthy jab and said "WOW! That's more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him."
We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said...
"THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR"
My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs and said "That's once a day. You could REALLY learn something from this one."

I looked at her and said "Go over and ask him if it was with the same cow."

My condition has been upgraded from critical to stable and I should eventually make a full recovery
Cpat92 On May 16, 2021
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Lauderhill, Florida
#2New Post! Apr 21, 2014 @ 19:15:51
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