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davii On January 14, 2013
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London, United Kingdom
#46New Post! Sep 29, 2011 @ 03:48:55
@Fritzy Said

Why do you gotta talk s*** on my mom?!?


'Cos she's far cheaper than the others...

...and 3...2...1...guilty conscience...
davii On January 14, 2013
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#47New Post! Sep 29, 2011 @ 03:50:44
@Leon Said

Why is the subject of one's mother always the g-spot of roast sensitivity?


I think we all need therapy
Fritzy On April 15, 2013




Jeffrey Dahmer's Lunchbox,
#48New Post! Sep 29, 2011 @ 03:51:36
@davii Said

'Cos she's far cheaper than the others...

...and 3...2...1...guilty conscience...



You couldn't handle my mother,needled***!
davii On January 14, 2013
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#49New Post! Sep 29, 2011 @ 03:54:56
@Fritzy Said

You couldn't handle my mother,needled***!


Aww, I'm not gonna mention your mum again...
Fritzy On April 15, 2013




Jeffrey Dahmer's Lunchbox,
#50New Post! Sep 29, 2011 @ 03:58:03
@davii Said

Aww, I'm not gonna mention your mum again...



Like I give a s***.


No seriously.Don't talk about my mom like that. I have an Oedipus complex.
GaryL On January 20, 2021




North Branch, Minnesota
#51New Post! Sep 29, 2011 @ 04:05:21
@Fritzy Said

Like I give a s***.


No seriously.Don't talk about my mom like that. I have an Oedipus complex.



Too bad we couldn't invite him over. We could feed him to the pigs.
Fritzy On April 15, 2013




Jeffrey Dahmer's Lunchbox,
#52New Post! Sep 30, 2011 @ 00:48:52
@GaryL Said

Too bad we couldn't invite him over. We could feed him to the pigs.



My pet pig is getting hungry too.
GaryL On January 20, 2021




North Branch, Minnesota
#53New Post! Sep 30, 2011 @ 00:54:21
@Fritzy Said

My pet pig is getting hungry too.



That's what ours looked like, without the jacket and chains.
JR_Sanford On August 02, 2017




Portland (St. Johns), Oregon
#54New Post! Sep 30, 2011 @ 22:54:56
@SamanthaChu Said

Nah, I welcome any and all retorts... That's what's driving me right now


Well Samantha, you make the first insult towards me and I'll respond with one along the same lines as yours to you.

So, take your best shot....

J.R.
davii On January 14, 2013
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#55New Post! Sep 30, 2011 @ 23:49:58
@Fritzy Said

My pet pig is getting hungry too.


The date went well then I take it?
JR_Sanford On August 02, 2017




Portland (St. Johns), Oregon
#56New Post! Oct 01, 2011 @ 00:17:52
@SamanthaChu Said

Hey guys,

I really enjoyed reading some of your insults and quips... What I'd like to know is, is there a site that allows you to post an insult or quip and people can post responses to? Since the responses are voted, the best responses move to the top...

If there's no site like this, I think it would be a kick a** idea right?


Ok, since you won't go first, I will...

Your Mama's a** is so big, the United States Postal Service gave it it's own Zip Code.

J.R.
SamanthaChu On October 04, 2011




San Francisco, California
#57New Post! Oct 02, 2011 @ 20:31:17
Well, I don't wanna get into talking crap about your mom... her face says it all
EllaBelleAces On November 09, 2012




A little this, a little that.,
#58New Post! Nov 08, 2011 @ 08:13:52
Mothers everywhere look around in confusion and horror as their ears burn with the sharp stings of insults based on their intelligence and looks. Not to mention the discussion of their sexual habits.
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