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rondetto On about 9 hours ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Dec 04, 2009 @ 14:07:11
While shepherds washed their socks by night,
And hung them on the line,
The angel of the Lord came down,
And said 'Those socks are mine !

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We three Kings of Orient are,
Selling chocolate, tuppence a bar,
One on a scooter, blowing his hooter,
And following yonder star.


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While shepherds washed their socks by night
all watching ITV
the angel of the Lord came down
and switched to BBC.

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Star of wonder, star of light,
Sit on a box of dynamite,
Pull the trigger here we go,
On our way to Mexico!

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Good King Wenceslas looked out
in his pink pyjamas,
sliding down the banisters,
eating bad bananas.
KAMPA On October 28, 2013
Admiral Karl Donuts





Uhlan Bator, Mongolia
#2New Post! Dec 04, 2009 @ 14:09:08
jellybaby On October 22, 2010




, United Kingdom
#3New Post! Dec 04, 2009 @ 14:43:11


very good
NeonTiger On October 15, 2010




Glasgow, United Kingdom
#4New Post! Dec 04, 2009 @ 21:00:34
johnj On December 12, 2014




Cambridge, Canada
#5New Post! Dec 12, 2014 @ 17:00:20
Good King Wenceslas looked out
Of his bedroom wind-er
He fell out an burned his snout
On a red hot cinder
Brightly shone his nose that night
Though the pain was cr-u-el
Then the doctor came in sight
Riding on a mu-u-el
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