LOST IN THE DARNDEST PLACES:

An elderly Floridian called 911 on her cell phone to report that her
Car has been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains her
Situation to the dispatcher: 'They've stolen the stereo, the steering
Wheel, the brake pedal and even the accelerator!' she cried.

The dispatcher said, 'Stay calm. An officer is on the way.'

A few minutes later, the officer radios in. 'Disregard.' He says.
'She got in the back-seat by mistake.'