"Good afternoon madame. My name is Walter and I am with BBC radio Merseyside radio station, better know as 85 FM. Perhaps you have heard about us".

The elderly lady squinted over her glasses and in a squeaky voice slowly answered "yes I have".

"Today I am talking to people on the street. Do you mind if I ask you a few personal questions? You don't have to answer if you don't want to".

"I really don't mind" she said.

"Would you mind telling our listening audience how old you are?"

"I will be 97 next month".

"My goodness that is wonderful. How long have you been a widow?"

"I'm not a widow young man-----".

"You mean to tell me that your husband is still alive?"

"He sure is".

"How old is he?"

"109" she answered.

"I have also wanted to ask an older couple a very personal question but I must tell you that it is of a very delicate nature. What our listening audience is waiting to hear is the answer to the question do you and your husband have mutual climax?"

She thought for a moment and replied "no I think we have Ford escort!!"