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New Post! Nov 03, 2009 @ 12:32:14#1
rondetto

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Jim and Laura live in Scotland, it was a particularly cold winter.
One winter morning, while listening to the radio, they hear the announcer say: "We are going to have 3 to 4 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through."
Laura goes out and moves her car.
A week later while they are eating breakfast, the radio announcer says: "We are expecting 4 to 5 inches of snow today. Park your car on the odd numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through."
Laura goes out and moves her car again. The next week they are having breakfast again, when the radio announcer says: "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park...........", then the electric power goes out.
Laura says, "Honey, I don't know what to do now."
Jim replies, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?..."

On November 22, 2009
New Post! Nov 03, 2009 @ 16:17:45#2
MirLou

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Think she should have left it in the garage all the time. Thanks for that. Enjoy the laugh.




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On November 19, 2009
New Post! Nov 04, 2009 @ 13:14:08#3
rondetto

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Thanks Mir

On November 22, 2009
New Post! Nov 04, 2009 @ 13:23:00#4
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"Honey, I saw this remote I want for Christmas." *hahah!*
On November 22, 2009
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