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New Post! Nov 10, 2009 @ 13:24:07#286
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The live penguins in the films had been non actor wild penguins. The audition was very sucsessful,and Penny was signed to a lucrative two year contract,for four pictures! The first picture was to be called GONE WITH THE ICE,the subject of which would be the penguin-puffin war. Penny was to play the female lead. Her male lead was to be a new penguin actor called Gregory Peng he was very tall and has a very deep voice (for a penguin) and an excelent actor for a penguin,he had acted on Broadway but this would be his first movie!




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Saul Pengenstein asked Nigel if he could get some of his zoo penguins to become stunt penguins and extras. "OK SURE!" Said Nigel predictably. Nigel had these penguins flown in on his TRANS PENGUIN AIRLINES. The Day for shooting of GONE WITH THE ICE arrived. The first scene shot for the film was Gregory Peng and Penny in a love scene. This scene involved a great deal of kissing and hugging,between Peng and Penny,so much that Nigel became jealous in the extreme. Nigel threw a fit and was barred from the set until all of the love scenes had been completed. So Nigel occupied his time in negotiations with aircraft company executives,for license to build their designs at the NIGEL LAND ZOO,in the aircraft factory he was building there.




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New Post! Nov 13, 2009 @ 11:46:57#288
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The negotiations were completed to everyone's satisfaction!
Nigel Junior called his Tierra del Fuego manufactory and told them to proceed,full speed ahead to begin building the drone aircraft. He instructed his Plant Manager to put all three shifts on overtime,working ten hour days and eight on Saturdays! In no time there were enough drones for defense,and soon there would be enough for offensive operations as well! In the meantime all of the love scenes "were in the can" as they say in the film industry.
Nigel was allowed to return to the studio and watch the unfolding production.




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Nigel arrived on the location of some of the battle scenes,Gregory Peng's character was loosely based on Nigel Senior.
The first scene was covering the bombing of Penguin Harbor,and the sinking of the penguin battleships there.
It was in that tragic attack that Nige's mother was killed,she was being played by Penny. After Penny's death scene her part in the film was completed,and she and Nige were preparing to return to Tierra del Fuego.




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The film was released to critical acclaim,the critics raved about Penny's performance, she became an instant mega star, her picture was to be seen everywhere! This was beginning to irk Nige,he was upset that Penny had become more famous than himself. Nige had heard the stories of couples in hollywood divorcing, over just that sort of thing. But Nigel was trying to keep it all in, but it was giving poor Nige terrible heartburn. Nigel saw a doctor, and sure enough, he had developed an ulcer!




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Every time Nige saw a picture of Penny anywhere he would start devouring ant-acid tablets,this was only helpful for a little while. Soon Nige was drinking ant-acid from a large bottle he always carried! And Nigel now visited his doctor several times per week! The doctor invariably told Nige he needed to relax more!




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New Post! Nov 14, 2009 @ 12:03:21#292
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Nigel's aircraft plant had now built enough drone aircraft to launch offensive operations against the puffins of Baffin Island. Penguin Air Force (PAF) General Wilbur Wright Penguin ordered an immediate attack on Baffin Island. The Puffin military forces were soon defeated,thousands of puffins were captured and became prisoners of war. Queen Ivana Puffin Trump was killed in the air raids. Penguins now occupied Baffin Island. Baffin Island was a lovely cold, barren place just right for penguins! So emmigration of penguins to Baffin Island commenced.




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