I had such a weird dream, when I was about 10. It had everyting, comedy, drama, action, romance...Ok, here it is:
The king of a country (I don't know where) decided to have a play about the history of classical music, and so he hired a director to make it happen. So the director was holding auditions for one of the lead roles in the play. His choice came down to 2 people: an actor who was well established in the acting community, and had lots of acting experience, but was a major jerk as a person, or a new guy who was just getting into the acting scene, and he was a really nice guy. (btw, it was Arnold Schwarzeneggar...lol) So the director holds the auditions, and while at the auditions, the new guys meets the Kings daughter, and they hit it off right from the start. This makes the jerky older actor get really jealous, he thinks the new guy will have a lead on him because he's gotten good with the daughter, so he hires some guys to kidnap the daughter and the new guy (but holding them separately), and tries to tell the King that it was the new guy who he saw her last with, thereby framing him. However, the hired guys aren't so smart, and don't do such a good job of tying up the new guy, and he manages to escape. He goes to the King and tells him what happened, and where the daughter is. So they both go over and rescue the daughter from the kidnappers, and the new guy is the hero.(He is Arnold Schwarzeneggar afterall...lol) So the king is so happy he gives his permission for the new guy and the daughter to date, gives him the lead role in the play, and throws the other actor in jail. The final punch line of the whole thing is, that in this play about the history of classical music, there were 2 parts open, the part of Mozart, or Baac. So the King asks him, "Who do you want to play?", and Arnold says, "I'll be Baac." The End.
When I woke up from that, I was truly impressed with my subconsious!