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rondetto On March 26, 2024




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Mar 24, 2009 @ 13:54:51
I am writing to say what an excellent product your Surf detergent is! I've used it all of my married life, as my Mum always told me it was the best. Now that I am in my fifties I find it even better! In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse.

My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to belittle me about how clumsy I was and generally started becoming a pain in the neck.

One thing led to another and somehow I ended up with his blood on my new white blouse! I grabbed my packet of Surf with bleach alternative, and to my surprise and satisfaction,all of the stains came out!

In fact, the stains came out so well the detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative and then my attorney called and said that I was no longer considered a suspect in disappearance of my husband.

What a relief! Going through menopause is bad enough without being a murder suspect! I thank you, once again, for having a great product

Well, gotta go, have to write to the plastic bin bag people.
pandaberrys On April 09, 2009




Jacksonville, Florida
#2New Post! Mar 24, 2009 @ 16:15:53
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