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New Post! May 15, 2008 @ 21:29:12#1
klr

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55/F/Edmonton, Canada
Join Date: May 2008

Check out your birth date and see what you're all about.
Birthdays:
January 01 - 09 - Lion
January 10 - 24 - Mouse
January 25 - 31 - Lion

February 01 - 05 - Cat
February 06 - 14 - Dove
February 15 - 21 - Turtle
February 22 - 28 - Panther

March 01 - 12 - Monkey
March 13 - 15 - Lion
March 16 - 23 - Mouse
March 24 - 31 - Cat

April 01 - 03 - Lion
April 04 - 14 - Panther
April 15 - 26 - Mouse
April 27 - 30 - Turtle

May 01 - 13 - Mouse
May 14 - 21 - Dove
May 22 - 31 - Lion

June 01 - 03 - Mouse
June 04 - 14 - Turtle
June 15 - 20 - Lion
June 21 - 24 - Monkey
June 25 - 30 - Cat

July 01 - 09 - Mouse
July 10 - 15 - Lion
July 16 - 26 - Dove
July 27 - 31 - Cat

August 01 - 15 - Monkey
August 16 - 25 - Mouse
August 26 - 31 - Turtle

September 01 - 14 - Dove
September 15 - 27 - Cat
September 28 - 30 - Lion

October 01 - 15 - Monkey
October 16 - 27 - Turtle
October 28 - 31 - Panther

November 01 - 16 - Lion
November 17 - 30 - Cat

December 01 - 16 - Lion
December 17 - 25 - Monkey
December 26 - 31 - Dove



If you are a dog: You are a very loyal and sweet person. Your
loyalty can never be doubted. You are quite honest and sincere when it comes to your attitude towards working. You are a very simple person, indeed. Absolutely hassle free, humble and down to-earth!! That explains the reason why your friends cling on to you! You have a good taste for clothes. If your wardrobe is not updated with what is trendy, you sure are depressed. Popular and easy-going.



If you are a mouse: Always up to some sort of a mischief! The mischievous gleam in your eyes is what makes you so cute and attractive to everyone. You are an extremely fun-to-be-with kind of person. No wonder, people seek your company and look forward to include you for all get-togethers. However, you are sensitive, which is a drawback. People need to select their words while talking to you. If someone tries to fiddle around and play with words while dealing with you, it is enough to invite your wrath.



If you are a lion: Quite contrary to the name, you are a peace loving person. You try to avoid aggressive situations.. An outdoor person, you dislike sitting at one place for a long time. You are a born leader. You want to feel loved, and when you receive your share of limelight from someone, you are all theirs! Some people could even take advantage of this by flattering you. So be careful..


If you are a cat: An extremely lovable, adorable person, sometimes shy, with a passion for quick wit. At times, you prefer quietness. You love exploring various things and exploring everything in depth. Under normal circumstances you're cool, when given a reason to, you are like a volcano waiting to erupt. You're a fashion bird, an icon associated with fashion. Basically, you mingle along freely but don't like talking much to strangers. People feel very easy in your company. You take care when choosing your friends.



If you are a turtle: You are near perfection and nice at heart. The examples of your kindness are always talked about by your friends and the people who know you. You like peace and harmony and you don't like to argue with people even when it is obvious that you are right. You do not talk behind people's backs. You are generous and you like to give love unconditionally.



If you are a dove: You have a happy-go-lucky approach in life. Whatever the surroundings may be, grim or cheerful, you remain unaffected. In fact, you spread cheer wherever you go. You are the leader of your group of friends and good at consoling people in their times of need. You dislike hypocrisy. Hypocrites can never be in your good books, no matter what. You are very methodical and organized in your work. Beware, it is easy for you to fall in love..



If you are a panther: You are mysterious. You are someone who can handle pressure with ease. You love to gossip with your friends. You like all situations and things to be in the way you desire, which, sometimes is not possible. As a result, you may lose out in some relationships. But otherwise, you love to help people out from difficult and tight spots when they really need you.



If you are a monkey: Very impatient and hyper! You want things to be done as quickly as possible. At heart, you are quite simple and love if you are the center of attraction. In this way, you are unique. You like having a sense of security. Should your name be featured in any sort of a controversy, you may start to panic. Therefore, you take your precautions from the very beginning. When you foresee anything wrong, your sixth sense is what saves you from falling in traps. Quite a money minded bunch you people are!

klr last visited May 25, 2008
New Post! May 15, 2008 @ 21:58:04#2
smilelove

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16/F/Somewhere, Ohio
Join Date: Mar 2008

If you are a lion: Quite contrary to the name, you are a peace loving person. You try to avoid aggressive situations.. An outdoor person, you dislike sitting at one place for a long time. You are a born leader. You want to feel loved, and when you receive your share of limelight from someone, you are all theirs! Some people could even take advantage of this by flattering you. So be careful..

UH?? I don't know. Some of it works perfectly for me, not all though.


Smile Love, It looks great on you!

smilelove last visited September 03, 2008
New Post! May 15, 2008 @ 21:58:44#3
x_laura_x

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17/F/A yellow house, United Kingdo
Join Date: Jun 2007

Dove.


x_laura_x last visited September 07, 2008
New Post! May 15, 2008 @ 22:00:05#4
awildanduntamedthing

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22/F/Wouldn't you like to know?, Un
Join Date: Apr 2008

I'm a mouse


"All it takes is faith and trust. Oh, and something I forgot...dust, just a little bit of pixie dust." - Peter Pan

"You, cake or death?" - Eddie Izzard

awildanduntamedthing last visited September 06, 2008
New Post! May 15, 2008 @ 22:02:42#5
lilbear

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108/F/, Canada
Join Date: Jan 2008

Cat: An extremely lovable, adorable person, sometimes shy, with a passion for quick wit. At times, you prefer quietness. You love exploring various things and exploring everything in depth. Under normal circumstances you're cool, when given a reason to, you are like a volcano waiting to erupt. You're a fashion bird, an icon associated with fashion. Basically, you mingle along freely but don't like talking much to strangers. People feel very easy in your company. You take care when choosing your friends.

lilbear last visited July 30, 2008
New Post! May 16, 2008 @ 00:02:42#6
eternus_somnium

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15/F/, United States (general)
Join Date: Jan 2008

Cat, and it fits me very well

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New Post! May 16, 2008 @ 00:08:24#7
sidhe

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36/F/Geelong, Australia
Join Date: May 2008

I'm a Lion (Lionesse) and that description fits purrfectly... a sucker for flattery and a real romantic

sidhe last visited June 13, 2008
New Post! May 16, 2008 @ 00:59:19#8
klr

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55/F/Edmonton, Canada
Join Date: May 2008

I'm a lion

klr last visited May 25, 2008
New Post! May 16, 2008 @ 08:51:35#9
elite_dragon

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26/M/Chesterfield, United Kingdom
Join Date: Aug 2005

turtle and it describes me perfectly


Don't bitch when Dragon is around you wouldn't like me when you are bitching

la** likes me.... i think hehe

elite_dragon last visited September 07, 2008
New Post! May 16, 2008 @ 08:53:11#10
silver_lining

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21/F/stoke, United Kingdom
Join Date: Jul 2006

If you are a lion: Quite contrary to the name, you are a peace loving person. You try to avoid aggressive situations.. An outdoor person, you dislike sitting at one place for a long time. You are a born leader. You want to feel loved, and when you receive your share of limelight from someone, you are all theirs! Some people could even take advantage of this by flattering you. So be careful..



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silver_lining last visited September 05, 2008
New Post! May 16, 2008 @ 08:58:56#11
moshafreak

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18/F/middle of nowhere, United King
Join Date: Sep 2006

im a mouse


moshafreak last visited September 06, 2008
New Post! May 16, 2008 @ 09:04:55#12
kevbev

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26/NA/London, United Kingdom
Join Date: Oct 2006

I am a Turtle.... always wanted to be a ninji turtle when I was younger!!


kevbev last visited September 05, 2008
New Post! May 16, 2008 @ 17:19:19#13
blackenedangel

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15/F/, United Kingdom
Join Date: Mar 2007

If you are a dove: You have a happy-go-lucky approach in life. Whatever the surroundings may be, grim or cheerful, you remain unaffected. In fact, you spread cheer wherever you go. You are the leader of your group of friends and good at consoling people in their times of need. You dislike hypocrisy. Hypocrites can never be in your good books, no matter what. You are very methodical and organized in your work. Beware, it is easy for you to fall in love..


"I am God. I can make cars stop at a zebra crossing" - Me

Like a moth to flame I'll come running when you call my name.

blackenedangel last visited August 17, 2008
New Post! May 18, 2008 @ 02:22:50#14
maeb

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15/F/Kamloops, Canada
Join Date: Mar 2008

Lion


The Plate Remains Unfilled ~Jeff Hardy~

maeb last visited August 31, 2008
New Post! May 18, 2008 @ 02:24:16#15
sillygoosey

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29/F/nevermore,
Join Date: Apr 2008

tis a mouse


Goosius say-Choices, Decisions & Intangibles hard work make head hurt

'Every moldy biscuit got it's own vum vum chesse'- My Gram

sillygoosey last visited September 07, 2008
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