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May 14, 2008 @ 03:02:07

klr

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245 points

55/F/Edmonton, Canada
Join Date: May 2008

1 -- You believe in Santa Claus.
2 -- You don't believe in Santa Claus.
3 -- You are Santa Claus.
4 -- You look like Santa Claus.
SUCCESS:
At age 4 success is . . . not peeing in your pants.
At age 12 success is . . . having friends.
At age 17 success is . . having a driver's license.
At age 35 success is . . having money.
At age 50 success is .. . . having money.
At age 70 success is . .. having a driver license.
At age 75 success is . . having friends.
At age 80 success is . . . not peeing in your pants.
Pa** this on to someone who could use a laugh.
Try to forget the troubles that pa** your way;
BUT NEVER forget the blessings that come each day.
Have a wonderful day with many smiles
Take the time to live!!!
Life is short. Dance naked
And eat dessert first!

May 14, 2008 @ 03:02:50

momof2

Minister
11196 points

33/F/Pineville, Louisiana
Join Date: May 2008

klr said:
1 -- You believe in Santa Claus.
2 -- You don't believe in Santa Claus.
3 -- You are Santa Claus.
4 -- You look like Santa Claus.
SUCCESS:
At age 4 success is . . . not peeing in your pants.
At age 12 success is . . . having friends.
At age 17 success is . . having a driver's license.
At age 35 success is . . having money.
At age 50 success is .. . . having money.
At age 70 success is . .. having a driver license.
At age 75 success is . . having friends.
At age 80 success is . . . not peeing in your pants.
Pa** this on to someone who could use a laugh.
Try to forget the troubles that pa** your way;
BUT NEVER forget the blessings that come each day.
Have a wonderful day with many smiles
Take the time to live!!!
Life is short. Dance naked
And eat dessert first!

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