Wouldn't you just love to say some of this stuff to some of your work colleagues!! Ha, love it!

1. "I can see your point, but I still think you're full of s**t."

2. "I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce."

3. "How about never? Is never good for you?"

4. "I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way."

5. "Who lit the fuse on your tampon?"

6. "I'm out of my mind at the moment, but feel free to leave a message."

7. " I see you've set aside this special time to publicly humiliate yourself."

8. "Wait a minute - I'm just trying to imagine you with a personality."

9. "I don't work here - I'm a consultant."

10. "I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again."

11. "I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid."

12. "I have plenty of talent and vision - I just don't give a damn."

13. "I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth."

14. "Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view."

15. "Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental."

16. "What am I today? Flypaper for freaks?"

17. "I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant."

18. "Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial."

19. "Do I look like a f**king people person to you?"

20. "This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting."

21. "I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left."

22. "Sarcasm is just one more service we offer."

23. "If I throw a stick, will you leave?"

24. "Errors have been made. Others will be blamed."

25. "A cubicle is just a padded cell without the door."

26. "Too many freaks - not enough circuses."

27. "Chaos, panic and disorder - my work here is finally done."

28. "How do I set a laser printer to stun?"

29. "I thought I wanted a career; turns out I just wanted a salary."

30. "I'll try being nicer if you try being smarter."




Dance, even if you have nowhere to do it but your own living room