it all depends on what was said to me,my dad used to say about me

if witt was s**t your be full of it,so i think i can be sarcastic.


the next time that we meet,i shall bow at your feet,then were prepare to take heaven down there for liam and his nan xxx

here's a couple dummer than a sack of hammers....you're as bright as a 2 watt lightbulb

i was in tescos and a guy was looking at nuts magazine
he said bet your in here sumwhere
so i said no but you will be soon if u dont shut up and stop pervin on me

I once asked someone if they line all there brain cells up at once and then use one at a time.

heres mine

"do you hear tomatoes talking"


GFD!! i's gots pickles fors us alls!!!! share the glory, live a nightmare!

If I am really skeeved- "Go f**k a cat!"

The other one I use often is: Really? You shouldn't tax your remaining half brain cell with <whatever the person is attempting to do>...


Of course I don't look busy... I did it right the first time!

I was said to my dad "does this face look bothered"

his reply "nope just ugly"

my reply "aww bless ya, i get it from you"

I guess i asked for that but i laughed it was a funny but good come back and just so not true i mean who was he trying to kid



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