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New Post! Mar 09, 2008 @ 23:23:12#1
blackwidowbambi

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38/F/, New Jersey
Join Date: Mar 2008

Have you done it on a boat?
Have you done it with a goat?

Have you done it in a bed?
Have you done it with the dead?

Have you done it in the ass?
Have you done it, high on grass?

Have you done it in the car?
Have you simply gone too far?

Have you done it on the beach?
Have you done it with the teach?

Have you done it on your back?
Have you done it strapped to a rack?

Have you done it in a box?
Have you done it with a fox?

Have you done it in a tree?
Have you done it with more than three?

Have you done it in the rain?
Have you done it for the pain?

Have you done it 'tween the tits?
Have you done it wearing mitts?

Have you done it packed in rubber?
Have you done it undercover?

Have you done it on a perch?
Have you done it in a church?

Have you done it with a virgin?
Have you done it with a sturgeon?

Have you done it with ropes and chains?
Have you done it while insane?

Have you done it on the stage?
Have you done it underage?

Have you done it with all your friends?
Have you done it in both ends?

Have you done it with your dog?
Have you done it on a log?

Have you done it under clamps?
Have you done it with the lamps?

Have you done it without style?
Have you done it for all to see?
Have you ever had VD?

Have you done it on Mother's couch?
Have you done it in your mouth?

Have you done it while on tape?
Have you done it out of shape?

Have you done it on live TV?
Have you done it whilst you pee?

Have you done it in the gym?
Have you done it on a whim?

Have you done it on a dare?
Do you really think we care?

Answer these and count your "no"s, pray this number never grows;
Fifty questions we asked thee, score times two is your Purity.





Anyone who isn't paranoid simply isn't paying attention.

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New Post! Mar 24, 2008 @ 05:21:31#2
redhead

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16/F/, Australia
Join Date: Mar 2008

I answered yes to 26 of them.


I'm only 16

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New Post! Apr 12, 2008 @ 00:29:18#4
bor3113

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15/M/Welland, Canada
Join Date: Mar 2008

I answered no to all


Music - the answer to everything
PEACE!
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New Post! Apr 12, 2008 @ 00:35:14#5
jaimie

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28/F/St. Louis, Missouri
Join Date: Feb 2008

18 no's...

So that means I got a score of 36.




The Truth, even if you don't like it, it's still the truth.

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New Post! Apr 12, 2008 @ 21:21:58#6
jerk_with_a_huge_cock

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Join Date: Apr 2008

yes to all.... and i did it with your mom too,.. well, in her mouth anyway.

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New Post! Apr 12, 2008 @ 21:25:10#7
kaneo76

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31/M/Hazleton, Pennsylvania
Join Date: Oct 2006

Don't feed it!!!


If your success is not on your own terms, if it looks good to the world but does not feel good in your heart, it is not success at all.
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