Ten things men
need to know about woman.
1) we are always right
2) even when we're wrong we're right
3) if on the very rare occasion we are not right, we are correct instead
4) if you admit we are right, you are still wrong and we still voice our point of view.
5) we will never simply say you are wrong, you need to work that out for yourself.
6) there is always a perfectly good explanation for why we are right.
7) we are right even when there are no men around.
8) Stating we are wrong during PMT episodes or labor, will result in castration.
9) once acknowledging we are always right, you can then fully understand us.
10) We are that right, we are no longer left
Mar 12, 2008 @ 22:32:02
Are we jealous? 
