Funny Hate Songs about Love - List Em!

Nothing too horrible dudes - its just for fun, we dont want to offend anyone! Heres my two favs...


Number One - Ugly Kid Joe: Everything About You

I, hate the rain and sunny weather,
and I, hate the beach and moutains too;
(and) I don't like a thing about the city, no, no
and I, I, I, hate the country side too !

and I, hate everything about you !
.. everything about you !

I don't like a thing about your mother,
and I, I hate your daddy's guts too,
I don't like a thing about your sister, no, no
'cause I, I, I, think sex is overrated too.

and I, get sick when I'm around,
I, can't stand to be around
I, hate everything about you !
everything about you, everything about you,
everything about you

Some say I got a bad attitude,
but that don't change the way I feel about you,
If you think all this might be bringing me down,
look again cause I ain't wearin' no frown !

I don't really care about your sister
forget the little b**** 'cause I already kissed her
One thing that I did to your lady
put her on the bed and she didn't say maybe
I know you know everybody knows
the way it comes, the way it goes
you think it's sad well that's too bad
'cause I'm havin' a ball and never cared a thing about
you

Everything about you, everything about you
I get sick when I'm around
I can't stand to be around
I hate everything about you


Number 2: Kelis - Caught Out There

Last year, Valentine?s day, you would spoil me, say
"Babe, I love you, love you and I swear"
Held you when you were sick heavin?
The whole time I think to myself, this isn?t fair

What is this I see (No)
You don?t come home to me (Oh, no)
When you don?t come home to me (Man)
Can?t deal, can?t bear

You keep tellin? me lies
But to your surprise
Look, I found her red coat
And you?re (B****) caught out there

I hate you so much right now
I hate you so much right now
Ugh...
I hate you so much right now

I hate you so much right now
I hate you so much right now
Ugh...
I hate you so much right now

So sick of your games, I?ll set your truck to flames
And watch it blow up, blow up, tell me (How you gonna see it now)
So far I?m sincere {I love you}, fabrications in my ear
Drive me so far up the wall, I come slidin? down

What is this I see (I don?t believe this)
You don?t come home to me
When you don?t come home to me
I can?t deal, can?t bear (I won?t)

You keep tellin? me lies
But to your surprise
Look, I hope you?re happy
Since you?re caught out there

Yeah, you?ve been caught
Yo?, come on
Come on

I hate you so much right now
I hate you so much right now
Ugh...
I hate you so much right now

I hate you so much right now
I hate you so much right now
Ugh...
I hate you so much right now

(She?s so) Oh, cheap, so vulgar, not me, why the hell her
Look, she dresses (Look at her) a mess, what do you see (I don?t know)
It?s not all about cash (Hell, no), nor how much you flash
How I dress is a reflection of me

What is this I see
You don?t come home to me (Uh-uh)
When you don?t come home to me
Can?t deal, can?t bear (Told you I won?t)

You keep tellin? me lies
But to your surprise
Look, I got somethin? for y?all
Since you?re caught out there

I hate you so much right now
I hate you so much right now
Ugh...
I hate you so much right now

I hate you so much right now
I hate you so much right now
Ugh...
I hate you so much right now

I hate you so much right now
I hate you so much right now
Ugh...
I hate you so much right now






Ugly Kid Joe definitely the best!!!

I love that song!!! (Ugly Kid Joe)

I can't think of any at the moment but if I do I will post

If you think it they will come my love - trust the music!

I miss you more then Michael Bay missed the mark
When he made Pearl Harbor
I miss you more than that movie missed the point
And that?s an awful lot girl
And now, now you?ve gone away
And all I?m trying to say is
Pearl Harbor sucked, and I miss you

I need u like Ben Affleck needs acting school
He was terrible in that film
I need u like Cuba Gooding needed a bigger part
He?s way better than Ben Affleck
And now all I can think about is your smile
and that s***ty movie too
Pearl Harbor sucked and I miss you

Why does Michael Bay get to keep on making movies?
I guess Pearl Harbor sucked
Just a little bit more than I miss you

What is that? I can't think yet I know it...