your drooling a litte there, your moms way better at swallowing than you.

your dad smells like piss and your mum spends all her time up against walls with std ridden sailors

Said to me years back:
"Oh god man you stink, what do you call a shower, throwing a wet flannel up in the air & jumping underneath it? I bet you never buy a round because you think you are being asked to go to a bar of soap"



I eat f**king chickens,
and don't f**k lesbians.
No offence.