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wafflegrimes On January 09, 2006




, Canada
#1New Post! Nov 03, 2005 @ 13:42:51
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.

He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"


sorta funny, i think its prety weak.

what do u think
stew On August 05, 2012




Falkirk, United Kingdom
#2New Post! Nov 03, 2005 @ 13:45:55
lol its pretty dumb mate ive heard better lol
wafflegrimes On January 09, 2006




, Canada
#3New Post! Nov 03, 2005 @ 13:46:55
i agree. its just what cnn said every1 they interviewen in the uk found it funny! . i agree its pretty lame!!
chan On April 16, 2008




Ottawa, Canada
#4New Post! Nov 03, 2005 @ 13:49:15
Meh...heard better...
stew On August 05, 2012




Falkirk, United Kingdom
#5New Post! Nov 03, 2005 @ 13:51:42
im hungry
earthangel On March 19, 2010




Sunbury On Thames, United King
#6New Post! Nov 03, 2005 @ 13:56:50
spanky On September 15, 2006

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Spankville, United Kingdom
#7New Post! Nov 03, 2005 @ 13:59:46
i got one...

this farmer is having trouble trying to get his sheep to concieve, so he talks to the vet, who suggests artificial insemination. the farmer asked "how will i know if they're pregnant?" the vet said "when they lie on their bellies for long periods of time, then they are pregnant, ok? feeling a little confused, the farmer leaves.

he goes back to the farm, loads all the sheep onto the wagon, takes them to the woods and has sex with them. exhausted, he climbs into bed.

next morning he looks out the window, and none of the sheep are lying on their bellies, so once again, he takes them to the woods in his wagon, and screws them all twice each for good measure. once again, he climbs into bed exhausted.

next morning the farmer asks his wife, "are any of the sheep lying on their bellies?" "no" said the wife, "but they're all waiting in the wagon!"
elektrakosh On September 29, 2007




, United
#8New Post! Nov 03, 2005 @ 14:11:18
@wafflegrimes Said
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.

He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"


sorta funny, i think its prety weak.

what do u think

hehehe not bad...
wristband On July 19, 2009




Emerald City,
#9New Post! Nov 03, 2005 @ 16:27:48
Yeah, I've heard that 1 soo many times. It's originally a Brazillian joke. they have some good ones.
spanky On September 15, 2006

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Spankville, United Kingdom
#10New Post! Nov 03, 2005 @ 16:29:02
@wristband2 Said
Yeah, I've heard that 1 soo many times. It's originally a Brazillian joke. they have some good ones.


which 1??
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