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Jul 01, 2005 @ 14:47:38

shaggyjebus

Monk
35882 points
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22/M/Goodlettsville, Tennessee
Join Date: Mar 2005

"Hitler's momma had one bit tittie and one little tittie, and they called the b**** Biggie-Smalls!"

Ok, I admit, I stole that from Chappelle's Show, but it's still great.

Anyone else got any?

Jul 01, 2005 @ 14:51:50

dizzy

Debater
5373 points

23/F/God knows??, United Kingdom
Join Date: Mar 2005

your mmumma is so fat she got locked in Tesco and died of hunger!!

ok thats not funny!!!

for the blokes to say to his mates!!!

tell your mum to stop changing her lippy my d*** is going a funny colour!!

Izzy Wizzy lets get Dizzy!!! or busy (your choice)

Jul 01, 2005 @ 14:53:02

shaggyjebus

Monk
35882 points
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22/M/Goodlettsville, Tennessee
Join Date: Mar 2005

Wow . . . ewww, but you get extra points for disgusting me.

Jul 01, 2005 @ 15:27:48

stormie76

Ogler+
20374 points

33/M/Melbourne, Australia
Join Date: Jun 2005

Your momma so fat she use's hoola hoops to hold her sock's up

And if I only could,
Make a deal with God,
And get him to swap our places,
StOrMiE HeRe!

Jul 01, 2005 @ 15:33:34

shaggyjebus

Monk
35882 points
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22/M/Goodlettsville, Tennessee
Join Date: Mar 2005

Good effort.

Let's have some more, people! You guys gotta make me wanna sock you!

Aug 08, 2005 @ 11:31:52

redfury

Über-General
402 points

27/M/Southampton, United Kingdom
Join Date: Aug 2005

Yo mama so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.

Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

When you know a thing, to hold that you know it; and when you do not know a thing, to allow that you do not know it - this is knowledge.
Confucius, The Confucian Analects

Aug 08, 2005 @ 11:32:54

shaggyjebus

Monk
35882 points
Deleted

22/M/Goodlettsville, Tennessee
Join Date: Mar 2005

That's the way! Those are great!

Aug 08, 2005 @ 11:39:52

mosteverything

Meister
1321 points

28/F/basically LA, California
Join Date: Jun 2005

Yo mama so ugly your grandma had to be drunk just to breast feed her.

"Le sens commun n'est pas si commun"

Voltaire

Sep 10, 2005 @ 07:38:37

#10

bravo_zulu

Minister
14912 points

31/M/New Sodom, Indiana
Join Date: Sep 2005

Your mom is so nasty she got fired from the sperm bank for drinking on the job.

Sep 10, 2005 @ 07:50:01

#11

osm

Pickled Possum

Ogler+
23342 points

20/M/Wellington, New Zealand
Join Date: Apr 2005

Old one.

Your mumma is so fat she has her own zip code

Snap!

Sep 15, 2005 @ 07:20:25

#12

bravo_zulu

Minister
14912 points

31/M/New Sodom, Indiana
Join Date: Sep 2005

Your mom is so fat the mice in her home are hunched back.

Sep 26, 2005 @ 14:10:03

#13

djsky

Commander
83 points

20/M/That place over there, United
Join Date: Sep 2005

yo mamma so fat it takes 2 trains and a bus just to get on her good side

How can I change the world if I can't even change myself
I cannot change the way I am
I take a look at the world behind these eyes
Every nook, every cranny reorganize

Sep 26, 2005 @ 14:10:55

#14

djsky

Commander
83 points

20/M/That place over there, United
Join Date: Sep 2005

yo mamma so dumb she got locked in a toilet and pissed her self

How can I change the world if I can't even change myself
I cannot change the way I am
I take a look at the world behind these eyes
Every nook, every cranny reorganize

Sep 26, 2005 @ 14:12:04

#15

djsky

Commander
83 points

20/M/That place over there, United
Join Date: Sep 2005

yo momma so fat she went to a Cloths maker and it took 3 days.....just to get a quote on the price of cloth

How can I change the world if I can't even change myself
I cannot change the way I am
I take a look at the world behind these eyes
Every nook, every cranny reorganize

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