If snowmen had feet, I would go rollerskating with them.

If I wasn't me, then I'd be someone else!

if I was a snowman, I would melt myself.

if pigs could fly....i'd be a flying pig f***er!

If I weren't so lazy, I would get up.

If I was gay, I would love myself

if i could lick my own balls......i'd never leave the f***ing house!

If I was drinking, I would choke!

if i had somehting to say, i would say it

If I was his mother I'd wash intoxsickated's mouth up with soap!! :P

if i was a magician, i'd eat half a dozen apples and s*** lonestar a fruit salad!

HAH love your sig intox

It I were you........I wouldn't bother!

If I had a hammer, I probably wouldn't hammer anything