@shadowen Said
Two sheilas had hit the local for a Girls Night Out and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Maggoted and walking home they suddenly realized that they both needed to relieve themselves. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone. The first sheila had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them, and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers. After a quick dekko she was lucky enough to spy a large ribbon on a nearby wreath. She grabbed it and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home.
The next day the first sheila's husband phones the other husband and says, "Mate, these bloody girls nights out have got to stop. My missus came home last night without her panties."
"That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her arse that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, Well never forget you!'"
i heard almost the similar joke about a guy walk in a doctor's office, complaining about he had something stuck up in his butt.
the doctor look up his butt, and found a rose with a card with it in there.
the doctor was amaze by this, and said, " do you know have a rose in your ass. "
the guy said to the doctor, " did you read the card? "