An elderly woman is on her death bed. She calls her husband to her side and asks him to find a box that she has been keeping for many years, on the top of her wardrobe.
When he retrieves it, she tells him to open it and look inside. When he does this, he finds two eggs and £8000 in cash.
"What's this?" he asks.
She replies; "Every time we had lousy sex, I would put an egg in the box."
He smiles. Only two eggs. He'd always known he was a stud.
And the cash?" he asked.
"Every time I got a dozen, I sold them..!!
Jul 21, 2017 @ 17:15:47
