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Bacon and global warming - The Conspiracy

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mrmhead On March 27, 2024




NE, Ohio
#1New Post! Jul 16, 2017 @ 16:12:16
Have you noticed how over the past few years bacon has creeped further and further into our lives.
Come here my friend. Try some, you'll like some

And now it has a firm grip on our lives, from the obvious insertion of bacon into our food supply (ice cream, chocolate, Arby's)
to Love stories to Bacon Fests

The Man is starting to put the screws to us by raising the the price because of supply
(was't that one of the excuses for rising gasoline prices?)

It only makes sense that the pig farmers will get the notion to raise more pigs to meet the demand. After all, you don't want more Bacon Riots !

More pigs, more pig $#!+, more methane - a gas contributing to global warming!

And with global warming, The Man can impose more and more restrictions and rules on us to "save the earth".

That's my story and I'm sticking to it!
chaski On about 13 hours ago
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Tree at Floydgirrl's Window,
#2New Post! Jul 16, 2017 @ 16:30:59
I'm pretty sure that Kevin Bacon and Canada are behind this...

Anchor On August 28, 2019




Stornoway, United Kingdom
#3New Post! Jul 17, 2017 @ 18:38:06
I once met a guy who was vegetarian apart from bacon.
Eaglebauer On July 23, 2019
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Saint Louis, Missouri
#4New Post! Jul 17, 2017 @ 19:33:03
There was a guy on here for a short time years ago who called himself Commander Bacon. That guy was cool.
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