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Any non-stooge person would have said. "Sorry, I miss spoke & am wrong"

Did the "Hitler" reference come from his notes from (whoever) or is he just a blathering idiot?

Though there is actually no doubt that none of this really happened... it is fake news...once again lib-tard snowflakes are just picking on anything and everything to wrongfully make Trump and his crew look bad.

It didn't really happen.

We'll just have to wait and see how good Trump and his crew turn out to be.

I think he is in a bad position. His boss wants him to take it to the media & this causes him to bloviate Trumpizims which will get anyone in trouble trying to square that with the truth.

Well here's an interesting tidbit:
Two conservative news outlets had made a similar comparison between Hitler and Assad earlier in the week.
https://money.cnn.com/2017/04/12/media/sean-spicer-apology-trump/index.html

It doesn't mention which ones, but Alt-Spicer should let Trump regurgitate the conservative outlets - and then he can just regurgitate what Trump spews...

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If Trump is going to fire Alt-Spicer, I hope he does it before May 20 .. the SNL Season Finale.

Didn't say which conservative news outlets did that. Inquiring minds want to know!

Re: White House fence jumper last month

Trump lauded the Secret Service for its handling of the incident.
"The service did a fantastic job," the President told reporters during a lunch meeting

But wait.. There's more!

Two Secret Service officers have been fired over their handling of a March 10 incident in which a White House fence jumper made it just steps from a main door to the executive mansion, two law enforcement officials told CNN on Thursday.

https://www.cnn.com/2017/04/13/politics/secret-service-fires-two-officers/index.html


Slightly different opinion of the incident...

"It's black!" "No it's white!" Alt-s*** coming out of the Whitehouse daily!

In a speech in London on Wednesday, House Speaker Paul Ryan said that “health care is not dead.”
https://fox6now.com/2017/04/20/source-house-republicans-near-potential-breakthrough-on-health-care/

"But it will be when we get through with it" he continued.

Between various administration walk-backs, trying to explain themselves out of things (Sessions) and Review, Repeal and Replace policies (healthcare, EPA, trade, etc) I think Trump should declare the Moonwalk the official Whitehouse Dance.



Your movements look like moving forward, but you're really moving backwards...
(I think I've seen Alt-Spicer do the Moonwalk?)

Even though there have been nonstop, continuing Alt facts and moon walking in and around the new administration , to date my personal favorite is the ' We will build a wall , Mexico will pay for it,,,, I mean we will pay for it and Mexico will pay us back ,,,, all the while Mexico is saying loud and clear ' We will not pay anything for a wall ,,,,,'

BREAKING NEWS!!

TRUMP Has already started building his Border Wall!

https://www.cnn.com/videos/politics/2017/05/04/keeping-them-honest-border-wall-tuchman-ac.cnn
(WARNING: It's a video, for those who are bandwidth-challenged)

So says Alt-Spicer

Trump

Thanks Obama!

Question:

Why was Comey Fired ?

because he:

a) Reopened the case on Clinton days before the election (then closed it again)
b) Didn't charge Clinton
c) Didn't say Obama surveiled Trump
d) Didn't say Trump campaign Didn't collude with Russia
e) Lost Support of the FBI
f) Helped sway the election (reducing Trump's claim to fame)
g) Wasn't doing a good job
h) Committed "atrocities" against the chain of command
i) Wasn't liked by Rosenstein
j) Was mildly nauseous

The great part about a Trump administration is that you can choose any or all of the above and still be Alt-Right! (and also Alt-Correct)

SNL Season Opener:

Black screen, just hearing an Alt-Spicer press conference.

Then an animation of a sketching of the press conference - a' la CNN.

Only the sketch is of something outrageous - maybe what alt-Spicer is doing, what he is wearing ...?


.... or so anonymous Fake News sources tell me