i don''t know if it is true or not, someone told me, in the early version of the bibles.
during 40 days and 40 nights storm, on the ark was holding bingo games a lot. were illegal, the animals were cheating with noah and his family. nobody could approve, but they were counterfeit bingo cards.
that are the two counterfeit bingo cards that in this bible. these cards made by a group of raccoons, those bandits with those masks around the eyes. watch your wallets, these raccoonies will take everything, even your wives. i seen your wives, raccoons need glasses.
rats on the ark, humans are wonder and questions the rats are said, " amen " and " oh, my god ! " in bingo games. the rats stealing candy from noah's children, and playing craps with his children in the back of the ark taking their lunch money for school.
noah and his family never ate animals on the ark, " whole food stores " sponsored their foods for them. god got a discount for noah for a life. talking about connects!
that nonsense, it is not true, about noah let dove free to find land. noah climbed on top of his ark to look for land. noah right way, he knew land was near.
one day, a pigeon flew over noah's head dropped his call card on him. noah said, " by george, there is land! "
the bible is lying saying noah and staying on the ark for 40 nights. they stayed at hiltion's casino streamboat, noah was selling animals left and right, because of his gambling problems.
the good news, after the big storm, this is not in the bible,( or is it? ) worth knowing about noah. noah started the first aa and drug abuse charter for animals. there was much sins on the ark, noah and his wife was not nice people. his wife let us said, you heard amen a lot.
noah's wife is addict on drugs or must be on something, he snorting too much bug juices from too many fies, if you what i mean. his wife was hanging around sailor animals on the ark a lot.
in conclusion, i think stories, what i told you above. you kind wonder about these stories in the bible , if they are rubbish or not. but, i think this true story from the bible.
you find in this bible, especially in this story, you never heard.
what goes around the ark, stay on the ark!