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rondetto On about 3 hours ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Jun 17, 2017 @ 11:49:40
A woman meant to call a record store but dialed the wrong number and got a private home instead.
"Do you have 'Eyes of Blue' and 'A Love Supreme'?" she asked.
"Well, no," answered the puzzled homeowner. "But I have a wife and eleven children."
"Is that a record?" she inquired.
"I don't think so," replied the man, "but it's as close as I want to get to one."
twilitezone911 On March 25, 2019




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! Jun 17, 2017 @ 12:21:23
@rondetto Said

A woman meant to call a record store but dialed the wrong number and got a private home instead.
"Do you have 'Eyes of Blue' and 'A Love Supreme'?" she asked.
"Well, no," answered the puzzled homeowner. "But I have a wife and eleven children."
"Is that a record?" she inquired.
"I don't think so," replied the man, "but it's as close as I want to get to one."


Jennifer1984 On July 20, 2022
Returner and proud





Penzance, United Kingdom
#3New Post! Jun 17, 2017 @ 16:27:55
It's just as well she didn't ask if he had Great Balls of Fire.
rondetto On about 3 hours ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#4New Post! Jun 17, 2017 @ 20:16:36
Oooh Jen!!! You are awful, but I like you.
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