an engineer design an new building to for new client.
he was an prefect architect and an skillful engineer. he design this prefect building. he order the supply, the cement, bricks, windows, everything, you need.
finally, the perfect building is built, but this perfect architect/ engineer had one problem with the building.
he found one brick that he calculate to part of the building. but this perfect skillfully architect/engineer didn't know to with one brick. he didn't need for the building.
he decide throw the one brick away.
one day on a train, a businessman was smoking a stinky cigar, and by him. he eating also a pickle with vinegar over the pickle. there an lady with a dog in her hands. she having problems with her dog, because the dog hate the smelling of vinegar of the pickle.
the lady said the man, " can you throw out your pickle the window, because my dog hate the smell of the vinegar of your pickle. " the man got piss off, what the lady just told him.
the man look at the dog and the lady, and told her, " i will not throw this pickle away, it cost me, a quarter. throw your dog out the window, before i'll throw this pickle out the window. "
now, the lady said the man with angry, " i never! "
the man said the lady, " what i see you of you, i can see why you never. "
then the lady really got more pissed off and she said to the man, " i told you throw out that pickle, i'll take out of your mouth now, and i'll throw it out the window myself! "
now, the man really angry at the lady, and looking at the dog, and said, " if you even ever touch my pickle, i'll throw your dog out the window!! "
then the lady got up from her seat, and grab the pickle right the man's mouth, and threw out the window, then she sat down again.
less a minute later, the man got from his seat, and grab the dog, and threw the dog out the window.
five minutes later, with the train running down the tracks at 30 miles an hour. the dog jump back on the train, and head back to them.
the man was really surprise to see the dog, and the lady was soo happy to the dog.
the dog had something in it's mouth.
do you know what in it's mouth?
no, silly, it wasn't the pickle!
it was a the brick!