Holiday romance

A couple met on Corfu and fell in love. They were discussing how they would continue their relationship after their holidays were over.

"It's only fair to warn you, Linda," the man said. "I'm a golf nut. I live...eat...sleep...and breathe golf."

"Well,..." the girl said, "Since you're being honest, so will I. You see, I'm a hooker."

"I see," he said pensively. Then, he smiled and said..."It's probably because you're not keeping your wrists straight when you strike the ball."