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rondetto On about 20 hours ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Feb 14, 2017 @ 13:03:42
"Send someone over quickly!" the old woman screamed into the phone. "Two naked men are climbing towards my bedroom window!"

"This is the Fire Department, lady," the voice replied. "I'll have to transfer you to the Police Department."

"No, it's YOU I want, hurry up." she yelled. "They need a longer ladder!"
twilitezone911 On March 25, 2019




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! Feb 14, 2017 @ 13:51:33
@rondetto Said

"Send someone over quickly!" the old woman screamed into the phone. "Two naked men are climbing towards my bedroom window!"

"This is the Fire Department, lady," the voice replied. "I'll have to transfer you to the Police Department."

"No, it's YOU I want, hurry up." she yelled. "They need a longer ladder!"



I heard this joke this way:

an old lady call the fire department.

the dispatcher: " can I help you? "
the old lady: " yes, I need report a peeing tom below under my bedroom's window at my house. "
the dispatcher: " but dear, this fire department, not the police department. you should call 911! why did you call the fire department, instead of the police?"
the old lady: " I am looking down at climb up my side of my house, and poor dear, need a longer ladder. "
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