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rondetto On about 5 hours ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Jan 21, 2017 @ 17:05:24
Dr. Leroy, the head psychiatrist at the local mental
hospital, is examining patients to see if they're cured and

ready to re-enter society.

"So, Mr. Clark," the doctor says to one of his patients, "I

see by your chart that you've been recommended for dismissal.

Do you have any idea what you might do once you're

released?"

The patient thinks for a moment, then replies, "Well, I went

to school for mechanical engineering. That's still a good

field, good money there. But on the other hand, I thought I

might write a book about my experience here in the hospital,

what it's like to be a patient here. People might be

interested in reading a book like that. In addition, I

thought I might go back to college and study art history,

which I've grown interested in lately."

Dr. Leroy nods and says, "Yes, those all sound like

intriguing possibilities."

The patient replies, "And the best part is, in my spare

time, I can carry on being a teapot."
twilitezone911 On March 25, 2019




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! Jan 21, 2017 @ 19:14:09
@rondetto Said

Dr. Leroy, the head psychiatrist at the local mental
hospital, is examining patients to see if they're cured and

ready to re-enter society.

"So, Mr. Clark," the doctor says to one of his patients, "I

see by your chart that you've been recommended for dismissal.

Do you have any idea what you might do once you're

released?"

The patient thinks for a moment, then replies, "Well, I went

to school for mechanical engineering. That's still a good

field, good money there. But on the other hand, I thought I

might write a book about my experience here in the hospital,

what it's like to be a patient here. People might be

interested in reading a book like that. In addition, I

thought I might go back to college and study art history,

which I've grown interested in lately."

Dr. Leroy nods and says, "Yes, those all sound like

intriguing possibilities."

The patient replies, "And the best part is, in my spare

time, I can carry on being a teapot."




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