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rondetto On April 17, 2024




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Jan 15, 2017 @ 12:53:58
Little Johnny was caught swearing by his teacher.

"Johnny," she said, "you shouldn't use that kind of language. Where did you hear such talk, anyway?"

"My daddy said it," he responded.

"Well, that doesn't matter," explained the teacher. "You don't even know what it means."

"Yes I do too!" Little Johnny retorted. "Well, when Daddy says it, it means the car won't start."
twilitezone911 On March 25, 2019




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! Jan 15, 2017 @ 13:46:22
@rondetto Said

Little Johnny was caught swearing by his teacher.

"Johnny," she said, "you shouldn't use that kind of language. Where did you hear such talk, anyway?"

"My daddy said it," he responded.

"Well, that doesn't matter," explained the teacher. "You don't even know what it means."

"Yes I do too!" Little Johnny retorted. "Well, when Daddy says it, it means the car won't start."


rondetto On April 17, 2024




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#3New Post! Jan 15, 2017 @ 14:38:42
Hi, how is your Sunday, are you up to much today?
twilitezone911 On March 25, 2019




Saint Louis, Missouri
#4New Post! Jan 15, 2017 @ 14:57:09
i am doing fine, nothing much doing for me on this sunday. i am pretty relaxing weekend, i really have no plans.

how are you doing on this sunday?
rondetto On April 17, 2024




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#5New Post! Jan 15, 2017 @ 18:22:28
Just chilling here too. Back to work tomorrow.
twilitezone911 On March 25, 2019




Saint Louis, Missouri
#6New Post! Jan 15, 2017 @ 18:48:25
@rondetto Said

Just chilling here too. Back to work tomorrow.



in midwest usa, where i lived just finished our second wave of ice storm and tomorrow to the end of third wave of the storm with a thunderstorm in the morning be close to 60 in temperature. the rest of the week will be in 60's.

i got most of my food beginning of the last week, i got last part of everything , i need on thursday. i am cover most of this week, at least, until this thursday.

i haven't left my apartment building since friday, i probably get more diet pepsi soda tomorrow. that is one of my vice to start the day with.

for entertainment this week, i got eight dvds from my local library last week. i tried to watch dvd a day. i have plenty of tapes of tv shows on my dvd to watch to keep me busy.

i am content.
rondetto On April 17, 2024




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#7New Post! Jan 16, 2017 @ 13:07:49
Can't ask for more than to be content. I love the old b/w movies. Once or twice a week I have breakfast in a store in town and always have a Pepsi with it.
Cpat92 On May 16, 2021
It's all or nothing





Lauderhill, Florida
#8New Post! Jan 16, 2017 @ 20:06:56


@rondetto Said

Little Johnny was caught swearing by his teacher.

"Johnny," she said, "you shouldn't use that kind of language. Where did you hear such talk, anyway?"

"My daddy said it," he responded.

"Well, that doesn't matter," explained the teacher. "You don't even know what it means."

"Yes I do too!" Little Johnny retorted. "Well, when Daddy says it, it means the car won't start."
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