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mrmhead On about 4 hours ago




NE, Ohio
#16New Post! Jan 11, 2017 @ 16:44:51
@floydgirrl Said

When we say one thing but mean another sometimes it's because we are telling you what we think you want to hear...just like men do with us.


I was trying to figure out a way to word that:

Do women speak to each other in words they don't mean, but still understand each other?


"Nothing's wrong"

"No, I don't want that"

"Yes, you can go out tonight"
floydgirrl On September 17, 2017
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#17New Post! Jan 11, 2017 @ 17:10:59
@mrmhead Said

I was trying to figure out a way to word that:

Do women speak to each other in words they don't mean, but still understand each other?


"Nothing's wrong"

"No, I don't want that"

"Yes, you can go out tonight"





If my guy asks me if he can go out tonight, I'd say yes and mean it and probably push him out the door and tell him to have fun.

If I don't want something I say I don't want something.

The only thing I'm guilty of is "nothing is wrong" and that's because I don't really know how to explain it or it seems petty and not worth mentioning, but upsetting enough it's affecting my mood. Or if I'm upset it will come out wrong and I'll either get a pity reply or angry or it'll be further discussion that I want to have.
Commander4th On September 13, 2017




, United Kingdom
#18New Post! Jan 11, 2017 @ 17:31:42
@floydgirrl Said

because we fall in if you leave it up, you don't fall in if we put it up. It's more of a chivalry thing.


That's just because you're so slim and petite
Commander4th On September 13, 2017




, United Kingdom
#19New Post! Jan 11, 2017 @ 17:35:05
@floydgirrl Said

Why is it so important to men to keep the toilet seat up and not put it down for their lady friends? OR is it that you just like to whine about it?


I honestly don't think the average guy is that fussed, we don't whine its just strange as to why women make such a big deal about it
Commander4th On September 13, 2017




, United Kingdom
#20New Post! Jan 11, 2017 @ 17:44:27
@LuckyCharms Said

For sanitation. When finished using the toilet, everyone should put the entire lid down in the closed position.

My Q: Why doesn't everyone realize this - it's pretty damn gross to leave a toilet up and open. You know, you do s*** in there right?



Erm, you do have a flush on your toilet, don't you?

If its yellow, let it mellow.
If its brown, flush it down.
floydgirrl On September 17, 2017
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#21New Post! Jan 11, 2017 @ 18:19:02
@Commander4th Said

I honestly don't think the average guy is that fussed, we don't whine its just strange as to why women make such a big deal about it



You've never fallen in during the night when you thought the seat was down but it was really up have you??
psycoskunk On about 10 hours ago
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#22New Post! Jan 11, 2017 @ 18:47:43
@LuckyCharms Said
My Q: Why doesn't everyone realize this - it's pretty damn gross to leave a toilet up and open. You know, you do s*** in there right?



Follow-Up Question to your Question: Why do people leave the lid up when they flush the toilet? Do they really want microscopic piss and s*** bacteria coating everything in the bathroom due to the 'aerosol effect?'
mrmhead On about 4 hours ago




NE, Ohio
#23New Post! Jan 11, 2017 @ 19:13:21
@floydgirrl Said

You've never fallen in during the night when you thought the seat was down but it was really up have you??


And that's the rest of the story that I don't understand - I've heard that excuse time and again...

Why don't women check when/where they sit?

- Like I said, I always put down both lids.
And I always check before I pee, because I don't want to be peeing on a closed lid.

Though "the ring" is a good sobriety test! (more like a way too f'n drunk test)
floydgirrl On September 17, 2017
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#24New Post! Jan 11, 2017 @ 19:21:58
@mrmhead Said

And that's the rest of the story that I don't understand - I've heard that excuse time and again...

Why don't women check when/where they sit?

- Like I said, I always put down both lids.
And I always check before I pee, because I don't want to be peeing on a closed lid.

Though "the ring" is a good sobriety test! (more like a way too f'n drunk test)


It's dark, we are tired we expect things a certain way then splash
floydgirrl On September 17, 2017
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#25New Post! Jan 11, 2017 @ 19:28:27
@mrmhead Said

I was trying to figure out a way to word that:

Do women speak to each other in words they don't mean, but still understand each other?



I didn't answer this part...yes. Women are catty as hell to each other. "Oh that skirt looks soo cute" either means one of the following:
1 - It's a cute skirt you b**** i want it
2 - It's a cute skirt and looks good on you
3 - I can't believe you think you can pull that skirt off, but I'm going to give you a false sense of security and lie and say it's cute because I'm afraid you'll hate me if I'm honest, but I value your friendship
4 - You b**** get out of my way
5 - slut
6 - meh the skirt is cute, but the top is fugly

and the list goes on...
floydgirrl On September 17, 2017
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#26New Post! Jan 11, 2017 @ 19:56:28
for men: why send an unsolicited d*** pic?
mrmhead On about 4 hours ago




NE, Ohio
#27New Post! Jan 11, 2017 @ 20:48:47
@floydgirrl Said

for men: why send an unsolicited d*** pic?


Oops, sorry. Wrong number.

floydgirrl On September 17, 2017
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#28New Post! Jan 11, 2017 @ 21:05:08
@mrmhead Said

Oops, sorry. Wrong number.




LuckyCharms On about 6 hours ago
Magically Delicious





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#29New Post! Jan 11, 2017 @ 22:20:16
@mrmhead Said

Then how is the dog supposed to get water?


I don't have a dog.

And if I did, from his water bowl.
LuckyCharms On about 6 hours ago
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#30New Post! Jan 11, 2017 @ 22:21:50
@Commander4th Said

Erm, you do have a flush on your toilet, don't you?

If its yellow, let it mellow.
If its brown, flush it down.


See below:

@psycoskunk Said

Follow-Up Question to your Question: Why do people leave the lid up when they flush the toilet? Do they really want microscopic piss and s*** bacteria coating everything in the bathroom due to the 'aerosol effect?'


Exactly. Close the damn lid and then flush it. I have dental products in the bathroom thankyouverymuch.
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