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rondetto On May 22, 2017




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Jan 09, 2017 @ 11:41:12
Some newly married friends were visiting us when the topic of children came up. The bride said she wanted three children, while the young husband said two would be enough for him.

They discussed this discrepancy for a few minutes until the husband thought he`d put an end to things by saying boldly, "After our second child, I'll just have a vasectomy."

Without a moments hesitation, the bride retorted, "Well, I hope you'll love the third one as if it was your own."
twilitezone911 On about 5 hours ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! Jan 09, 2017 @ 15:05:10
@rondetto Said

Some newly married friends were visiting us when the topic of children came up. The bride said she wanted three children, while the young husband said two would be enough for him.

They discussed this discrepancy for a few minutes until the husband thought he`d put an end to things by saying boldly, "After our second child, I'll just have a vasectomy."

Without a moments hesitation, the bride retorted, "Well, I hope you'll love the third one as if it was your own."



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