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adrinachrome On April 04, 2023




Fukitall, Arizona
#16New Post! Dec 19, 2016 @ 02:28:27
Also, dope works really fast. No desire to eat and makes ypu feel good, and you don't need to exercise. Itd be the miracle diet if only it wasn't so addicting.

Dated a bulimic girl once, that worked for her. Her hair got really thin and started to fall out though, oh and her gums bled sometimes. Also her skin looked alright but felt loose. You know what i mean?


Also its apparently addicting. And crazy bad for you. Hope she's doing ok.
bob_the_fisherman On January 30, 2023
Anatidaephobic





, Angola
#17New Post! Dec 19, 2016 @ 02:37:23
What's the best way to lose weight? Don't consume more energy that you expend.
adrinachrome On April 04, 2023




Fukitall, Arizona
#18New Post! Dec 19, 2016 @ 02:49:25
@bob_the_fisherman Said

What's the best way to lose weight? Don't consume more energy that you expend.



Sarcasm aside, wouldn't you say liposuction is probably the most effective way to lose weight, or at least the quickest.

Gastric bypass surgery? I've seen really big people turn half their "normal" size in a matter of months because of that, and the weight stays off.
Komentenmelodie On May 25, 2018




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#19New Post! Apr 23, 2018 @ 04:40:54
Stitch up your mouth?
Erimitus On July 01, 2021




The mind of God, Antarctica
#20New Post! Apr 23, 2018 @ 05:21:49
Diet and exercise
cole On October 22, 2023




Stirling, United Kingdom
#21New Post! Apr 23, 2018 @ 08:36:37
Fasting. The fast diet has been shown to work, it's how our ancestors did it. It's also a practice used in many religions. For 2 days a week consume no more that 600 calories. Other days consume a normal amount of calories.

Of course maintaining a healthy active lifestyle also helps.

Failing that regular doses of amphetamines
mrmhead On about 18 hours ago




NE, Ohio
#22New Post! Apr 23, 2018 @ 16:04:36
A quick trip to the ISS.

Of course you will weigh quite a bit more on the way up, but once you get there your weight will drop to near zero.
chaski On about 6 hours ago
Stalker





Tree at Floydgirrl's Window,
#23New Post! Apr 23, 2018 @ 21:07:12
The most efficient methods of weight loss that I ever experienced:

#1 having the flu for about 5 days, recovering for about 3 days, then getting food poisoning, lost at least 15 pounds in about 2 weeks.

#2 was when I stopped drinking beer... lost 5 pounds in the 1st week

#3 was when I took a spinning class... lost about 8 pounds

#4 training for a marathon... lost about 10 pounds

In each of the above occasions I actually had no intention of losing weight, but I did.

PS
I don't recommend technique #1.
cole On October 22, 2023




Stirling, United Kingdom
#24New Post! Apr 23, 2018 @ 21:17:53
@chaski Said

The most efficient methods of weight loss that I ever experienced:

#1 having the flu for about 5 days, recovering for about 3 days, then getting food poisoning, lost at least 15 pounds in about 2 weeks.

#2 was when I stopped drinking beer... lost 5 pounds in the 1st week

#3 was when I took a spinning class... lost about 8 pounds

#4 training for a marathon... lost about 10 pounds

In each of the above occasions I actually had no intention of losing weight, but I did.

PS
I don't recommend technique #1.
food poisoning lol i'm a chef to trade, did it for a few years but once i gave myself food poisoning with a frozen stirfry. I've never s*** so much much in my life in such a small space of time. I must've lost at least 2 stone in 2 days. God i was ill
twilitezone911 On March 25, 2019




Saint Louis, Missouri
#25New Post! Apr 24, 2018 @ 00:11:50
years ago, I went to florida with my sisters and my mom for our niece's wedding.

the wedding was beautiful outside behind a restaurant on a beach a nice sunset for setting during the ceremony. during dinner, me and half the guest got food poison by spoiled mayonnaise in our salad dressing.

most of the restaurant were food poisoned, too. you had waited a long line for the toilets that stopped by toilet papers and it was rainy. and the ceiling above, where the toilet was, it was leaking with rain. your were go have crappy night!

I had a real bad stomach ache, most of the night. we were leaving on a rent bus, that when I real need to take a bad dumperooo. I had peed a lot at the restaurant.

we finally got the hotel, where we standing. I almost dropped my load in my bus seat.

we walking , I was walking a little funny and fast, I was hold my hand on my ass, to hold back my load. some reason, I thought that might control it, the load. it did work.

we finally got to our hotel room, I barely got to my own bathroom, I was in the toilet for almost 15 minutes.

I think that night, I saw Mexican flies ( you know those flies that has somberos on their heads, and talk like mel blanc. ) flew so hard out my bathroom, and, not even, to wave goodbye to me and flying toward mexico or cuba.

after that , I felt good the rest of the night.
Cpat92 On May 16, 2021
It's all or nothing





Lauderhill, Florida
#26New Post! Apr 24, 2018 @ 14:26:48
COCAINE!!!!!


Uh.. I mean proper dieting, and exercising 4 days a week.
Erimitus On July 01, 2021




The mind of God, Antarctica
#27New Post! Apr 24, 2018 @ 17:00:37
@Cpat92 Said

COCAINE!!!!!


Uh.. I mean proper dieting, and exercising 4 days a week.



yet again: >chuckle<
wgranados On June 01, 2018




Fishers, Indiana
#28New Post! May 27, 2018 @ 15:04:31
I have started taking Apple Cider Vinegar with probiotic supplements and it helps with bloating. Also eating right an exercise is the key. Hope this helps.
offbeat On November 18, 2022




london, United Kingdom
#29New Post! Jun 03, 2018 @ 10:49:31
cut out sugar, definitely cut out foods that combine fat and sugar ( ice cream, cheesecake etc ) and walk for 30 minutes a day.it's a winning strategy.
twilitezone911 On March 25, 2019




Saint Louis, Missouri
#30New Post! Jun 03, 2018 @ 13:30:31
get run over by a " jenny craig " truck .
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