Fidel Casto Jokes

I figure there was never a more appropriate time!
I just made these up, but I'm sure there are better ones that can be made.

Why did Fidel Castro drop out of secondary school?
He was getting bad Marx.

If I talk about Fidel Castro on Facebook, does that make it Social(ist) media?

What's the only reason Fidel Castro celebrates Christmas?
Missle-toe


C'mon, stop Stalin and make me laugh

What's the difference between Fidel Castro and Donald Trump?

One was a repressive extremist with a hatred for free press, foreigners, homosexuals and women.

The other one smoked cigars and had a beard.

"Was"?