Why do mascots have to be offensive anyway..? OK, so it's not a big deal to have a little "Mascot Mayhem" during the half time interval of a football match. You know the sort of thing: Get ludicrously clad idiots competing against each other in ridiculous contests for the entertainment of the fans and stuff like that, but to use them as a vehicle for causing offence..? What's that all about..?
Hartlepool United FC (a minor English football league club) fans, when polled, voted to call their club mascot H'angus. an odd name you may think, but one rooted in local folklore. OK... a little English folklore lesson here. Please indulge me, but you might find this darkly amusing.....
The story has it that during the Napoleonic Wars a French naval vessel was sunk off the coast by gunfire from a shore battery based in Hartlepool. The only survivor was a monkey that was presumably a pet of one of the French crewmen. When it came ashore on some floating wreckage it was set upon by townsfolk and because it was wearing a French uniform (presumably put upon it by its now deceased owner) it was questioned by townsfolk who had never seen a monkey before and presumed it was just an ugly Frenchman. As the monkey was unable to answer their questions it was charged with being a spy and hanged.
To this day, folk from Hartlepool are labelled "Monkey Hangers."
Anyway folklore lesson over, let's get back to the mascot....... The fans of Hartlepool named their club mascot H'angus and he became so popular that the first wearer of the costume, Stuart Drummond, was even elected Town Mayor whilst in the guise of the character (though he wasn't permitted to wear the costume for official functions).
The point is (yes, I do get to one eventually. lol) that Hartlepool folk, rather than considering the label "Monkey Hanger" offensive, have embraced it and celebrate it amusingly as a part of their local culture and identity, although I doubt very much the monkey found it amusing at the time.
There is even a Monkey Song in popular culture (freely available. Author unknown)
n former times, mid war an' strife,
The French invasion threatened life,
An' all was armed to the knife,
They hanged the Monkey Oh..!!
The townsfolk wi' courage high,
Seized on the Monkey for a spy,
"Hang him" says yen, says another,"He'll die!"
They did, and they hanged the Monkey Oh..!!
They tried every move to make him speak,
They tortor'd the Monkey till loud he did squeak
Says yen, "That's French," says another "it's Greek"
For the townsfolk had got drunky, Oh..!!
"He's all ower hair!" some chap did cry,
E'en up te summic cute an' sly
Wiv a cod's head then they closed an eye,
Afore they hanged the Monkey Oh..!!
Honest, I wasn't kidding.... They really did make the monkey their Mayor..