Some. Things Should Never be Said While Having Sex

tell your dog, I am not dating him. can you get him off my leg, please!

Did I mention the video camera?

No, the other one.

when I said, " we are going have sex now, I didn't mean we going to play " twister ".

how could possible you get stuck in a tree hole?

you mean accidently sleep with my mother last night, because she snore like me. what to mean I snore?

"Oh yeah baby, give me that child tax credit!"

- Something I actually said to my husband, 9 months to the day before our daughter was born.

Oh, mother.

Wait .. Where's your cat?

i did tell you there is a hole in it. i mean the second hole, the first, i was lying about.

So much for the fulfillment of sexual fantasies!

not now, the bed doesn't need hospital corners!

Petroleum jelly or no petroleum jelly, I said NO!

I hope american express is ok.

Did you get those condoms from dad's drawer?

Oooops... You're on the pill.... Right?