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white_swan53 On October 07, 2020




n/a, New Mexico
#1New Post! Aug 28, 2016 @ 00:06:31
GANG______________ CRIB_________________




1. Ramon has an AK-47 with a 30-round clip. He usually misses 6 of

every 10 shots and he uses 13 rounds per drive-by shootin. How many

drive-by shootings can Ramon hit before he reloads?




2. Larry has 2 ounces of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Antonio for

$320 and 2 grams to Jane for $85 per gram, what be the street value of

the rest of his s***?




3. Dwayne pimps 3 hos. If the price is $85 per trick, how many tricks

per day must each ho turn to support Dwayne's $800 per day Crack habit?




4. Paul wants to cut the pound of cocaine he bought for $40,000 to make

20% profit. How many ounce bags will he need to make to gets the 20%

upside?




5. Desmond get $2000 for a stolen BMW, $1500 for stealing a Corvette,

and $1000 for a 4 x 4. If he steals 1 BMW, 2 Corvettes and 3 4x4's, how

many more Corvettes must he steal to have 9000 bills?




6. Pedro got 6 years for murder. He also got $10,000 for the hit. If

his common-law wife spends $100 of his hit money per month, how much

money will be left when he gets out?




7. If an average can of spray paint covers 22 square feet and the

average letter is 3 square feet, how many letters can be sprayed with

three 8 oz. cans of spray paint with 20% paint left over?




8. Tyrone knocked up 4 girls in the gang. There be 20 girls in his gang.

What be the percentage of b****es Tyrone knocked up?




9. LaShaunda is a lookout for the gang. LaShaunda also has a Boa

Constrictor that eats 5 rats per week and the cost be $5 per rat. If

LaShaunda makes $700 a week as a lookout, how many weeks can she feed

her snake with one week's income?




10. Marvin steals Juan's skateboard. As Marvin skates away at 15 mph,

Juan loads his 357 Magnum piece. If it takes Juan 20 seconds to load

his piece, how far away will Marvin be when he gets whacked?
adrinachrome On April 04, 2023




Fukitall, Arizona
#2New Post! Aug 28, 2016 @ 01:08:57
Thats an expensive 8 ball.
white_swan53 On October 07, 2020




n/a, New Mexico
#3New Post! Aug 28, 2016 @ 01:16:45
@adrinachrome Said

Thats an expensive 8 ball.



And really cheap Corvette and BMW too.
Ratty On November 08, 2021




So Cal, California
#4New Post! Aug 28, 2016 @ 01:29:57
It helps to foster the usage of the metric system as well. These pinheads learn really quick when ducats are involved.
white_swan53 On October 07, 2020




n/a, New Mexico
#5New Post! Aug 28, 2016 @ 01:49:11
@Ratty Said

It helps to foster the usage of the metric system as well. These pinheads learn really quick when ducats are involved.



I really disliked studying the metric system in school and played hooky all that chapter in the book,
What's a ducats ?
I remember trying make my dad see the logic of my missing 32 days out of 45 in two classes (math and science) but only about half that many in most of the other ones . He wasn't a logical thinking guy sometimes times .
Ratty On November 08, 2021




So Cal, California
#6New Post! Aug 28, 2016 @ 02:02:36
It's slang for money, well here it is, ducats is a unit of currency in some country, I forget where.
Ratty On November 08, 2021




So Cal, California
#7New Post! Aug 28, 2016 @ 03:02:05
@white_swan53 Said

I really disliked studying the metric system in school and played hooky all that chapter in the book,
What's a ducats ?
I remember trying make my dad see the logic of my missing 32 days out of 45 in two classes (math and science) but only about half that many in most of the other ones . He wasn't a logical thinking guy sometimes times .


Actually the Metric system makes a whole lot more sense than ours and the rest of the world except for a couple other nations all use the metric system. It would suck to switch over, but the whole base 10 thing makes much more sense than our crap. LOL. It would really hit me hard because of all of then engineering unit conversions that I'd have to go through but whatever, it is what it is.
Ghyda On February 11, 2020




Anaheim, California
#8New Post! Aug 28, 2016 @ 13:27:52
Two units which may never use the metric system are the altitude and speed of an airplane.

I suppose that according to Forrest Gump, a metric year would have 12 seconds.
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