Cardiff weekend

A lad from the Welsh valleys was going on a weekend to Cardiff, his mate tells him of a prostitutes club. He gave him directions to it
and the lad set off. Later that night he rang his mate saying: " You and your prostitute club....I went there tonight and It's a parachute club."
"Oh hell!!, That's torn it." His mate replies. "I've booked a jump with them this coming Saturday."