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rondetto On about 6 hours ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Jul 23, 2016 @ 10:41:53
Chat ups and put downs:

Man – Haven’t I seen you someplace before?
Woman – Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.
Man – Can I buy you a drink? Woman –
I think I’d rather have the money!
Man – Will you go out with me this Saturday?
Woman – Sorry, I’m having a headache this weekend.
Man – Is this seat empty? Woman –
Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man – So what do you do for a living? Woman – I’m a female impersonator.
twilitezone911 On March 25, 2019




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! Jul 23, 2016 @ 10:51:54
@rondetto Said

Chat ups and put downs:

Man – Haven’t I seen you someplace before?
Woman – Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.
Man – Can I buy you a drink? Woman –
I think I’d rather have the money!
Man – Will you go out with me this Saturday?
Woman – Sorry, I’m having a headache this weekend.
Man – Is this seat empty? Woman –
Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man – So what do you do for a living? Woman – I’m a female impersonator.


Cpat92 On May 16, 2021
It's all or nothing





Lauderhill, Florida
#3New Post! Jul 24, 2016 @ 00:29:55
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