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DuLu On January 11, 2017
CHOOSE HAPPINESS!!!





Waverly, Washington
#796New Post! Jul 02, 2016 @ 01:27:06
Match!

**Fleas love her hair. They leave their babies there.

***A barber looks at a young man's head of greasy hair and then asked whether he wanted a cut or just an oil change.

@twilitezone911 Said

so much He's got dandruff, snowplows follow him.


There was so much hair on her face she had handlebar eyebrows!
she had five o clock shadow on her face at 7:00am.

--Her legs are so hairy she has to shampoo her knees.
she had trim her butt to put on her make up in the morning.

--She's so hairy, her knees have bangs.
her mother was so hairy . she was a stand-in for a king kong in movie.
twilitezone911 On March 25, 2019




Saint Louis, Missouri
#797New Post! Jul 02, 2016 @ 22:46:45
you heard about rabbi that brought a ranch?

he calls it, " Bar Mitzvah ".
Ratty On November 08, 2021




So Cal, California
#798New Post! Jul 03, 2016 @ 03:08:46
A horse walks into a bar the bartender asks, "Why the long face?"
twilitezone911 On March 25, 2019




Saint Louis, Missouri
#799New Post! Jul 03, 2016 @ 03:22:42
@Ratty Said

A horse walks into a bar the bartender asks, "Why the long face?"



that really an old joke. it still funny, but interesting part is that horse really doesn't have long face.

that they have a big noses, because the air is free.

you thought that jewish people have a big noses, that why the air is free.

would you laugh, if a jewish horse had a big nose, because there air is free.

think about it?
twilitezone911 On March 25, 2019




Saint Louis, Missouri
#800New Post! Jul 03, 2016 @ 15:22:37
what do buffalos at saving loans?

they cash in their chips.
twilitezone911 On March 25, 2019




Saint Louis, Missouri
#801New Post! Jul 06, 2016 @ 01:04:29
do you know what one toilet said to another toilet?

" you look like you are little flush. "
twilitezone911 On March 25, 2019




Saint Louis, Missouri
#802New Post! Jul 09, 2016 @ 17:20:41
police in new York, are searching for a person, who could be janitor, or a maintenance person, or even a plumber. whoever this culprit is he or she stealing toilet handles off of public toilets.

police are clueless - they have nothing go on.
twilitezone911 On March 25, 2019




Saint Louis, Missouri
#803New Post! Jul 15, 2016 @ 12:59:24
what the princess said to the photographer?

someday, my print will come.
twilitezone911 On March 25, 2019




Saint Louis, Missouri
#804New Post! Jul 19, 2016 @ 01:42:11
i used to played the organ, but the monkey died.
twilitezone911 On March 25, 2019




Saint Louis, Missouri
#805New Post! Jul 21, 2016 @ 17:42:37
what the best side of the bed for the man get out of?

the side that not the best shot to hit by.
mrmhead On March 27, 2024




NE, Ohio
#806New Post! Jul 23, 2016 @ 01:23:28
I wanted to invent powdered water - Just add water!

... but then .. what's the point?
twilitezone911 On March 25, 2019




Saint Louis, Missouri
#807New Post! Jul 23, 2016 @ 02:40:23
@mrmhead Said

I wanted to invent powdered water - Just add water!

... but then .. what's the point?



it like going on a camping trip, you have a powdered milk. there is no cow in the campsite to the milk in the powdered milk.

add water in powdered milk. i remembered have powdered milk on camping trips, when i was a teenager. just drink water. it didn't taste that good, if i remember.

if i had a black cow in my campsite, i could had a chocolate milk back then.

what's the point?

if you have white cows in your campsite, we call " whitey " for our powdered milk. not the point either.

what is the point?

if i climb up outside my apartment now, i could see my old house.
twilitezone911 On March 25, 2019




Saint Louis, Missouri
#808New Post! Jul 23, 2016 @ 10:48:39
once my family was so poor, how poor was you, twilite?

my family poor once that one thanksivings, we rent a turkey.
twilitezone911 On March 25, 2019




Saint Louis, Missouri
#809New Post! Aug 11, 2016 @ 15:28:25
vannaamatterphobia - a fear of you burst out laughing while in the audience of " wheel of fortune " on the first time is tapping the first show. when the first content ask, " I want a p. "
twilitezone911 On March 25, 2019




Saint Louis, Missouri
#810New Post! Aug 13, 2016 @ 20:05:57
you always wonder if you look too heavy in public. you are wondering if you need to lose weight?

the best way to stand in front of full mirror naked.

jump up and then down, and wait for a whole minute. if any part of your body is still in the air.

you might think lose some weight.
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