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rondetto On March 26, 2024




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Jul 11, 2016 @ 17:10:23
A blonde is walking down the street and a car pulled up next to her. The man in the car says to her, ''What do you have in the bag?'' The blonde replies: ''I have chickens!'' The man thinks for a moment and says, ''If I can guess how many chickens you have in the bag, can I have one?''
The blonde thinks that it sounds an easy bet and replies, ''Okay, but I'll make the bet even better! If you can guess exactly how many chickens I have in the bag I will give you BOTH of them!"
Jennifer1984 On July 20, 2022
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Penzance, United Kingdom
#2New Post! Jul 12, 2016 @ 04:29:53
Hey, lay off us blondes. We're not dumb. For instance, I can count to twelve without taking my socks off, I can spell Shekesp.... shakkspeer.... Dammit, Keats and even find my own backside without using both hands and a torch.

To change the entire tenor of a joke though, all that is needed is to change one word:



How do you make Rondetto's eyes light up...?

Shine a torch in his ears.


How do you make Rondetto laugh on Saturday?

Tell him a joke on Wednesday.


What do you do when Rondetto throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin out and throw it back.


Get my drift...? And I know LOADS of these.
psycoskunk On December 24, 2020
Funky-Footed Skunk





A fort made of stinky socks, C
#3New Post! Jul 12, 2016 @ 05:44:29
twilitezone911 On March 25, 2019




Saint Louis, Missouri
#4New Post! Jul 12, 2016 @ 11:16:51
I am not said the blondes are dumb. but this joke, this blonde in the joke can count two.
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